Hey maybe she should sue the creators of Blues Clues because last night when she attempted to "skadoo" into her kid's picture she just ended up with a fat lip and a confused child. I mean were they physically strapping the children to tables and carving their brains out (that would be more than slightly creepy)? If they didn't then, honey, you've still got years to go before your child starts showing any signs of failure to get with the Ivy League league let alone acceptance into the schools. I wonder did she get into one of her prodigy schools? If not, she needs to sit down.
And whats happening to the kid? Did it find the cure for cancer while its mother was raping preschools of their money?
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